Hit Up the Store

I'm gonna go clothes shopping tomorrow. I want to buy jeans. Maybe a top. But I'm mostly focused on my bottom half. I want boots. I hope they have my size. Is it so damn hard to have an 11 or 12 women's size boots available? Sometimes this world has me wondering. Pants should be below the breast, above the belly button and tight on the thighs and hips. I should design some. Until then, I just have to score.